July 16 Headlines

So since I suck at actually trying to get a well thought out blog posted in a timely manner--I figure it would be much easier for me to pull headlines from different sources and than give my brief (and sarcastic) remarks on each headline.

1. Joe Biden said today that "We have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt." Oops Joe--we're already bankrupt--guess you didn't spend enough when you had the chance.

2. CNN has an article about Michelle Obama's "slavery roots." What bullcrap is this? Oh, that's right, only since her husbands nomination and election has she been proud to be an American. This woman looks like a trashy flight attendant! (I say that just so when I run for political office one day--someone will pull this and criticize me over it--and I will draw the comparison over what Letterman said about Palin and how he was never criticized for that remark).

3. The CBO Chief has recently said that the new health bill will increase federal costs. No sh!t sherlock! I guess any moron can do these peoples job!

4. A CNN Commentary headline: "Gay is not the new black." WTH!?!?

5. Reuters is reporting that Obama is marking $1.8 billion to fight the swine flu. Are we serious about this? Go get some freakin tamiflu and get over it!

6. Random thought--Sonia SotoMAYOR (cuz we put so much emphasis on the last part) looks like Hugo Chavez in drag!